Allotments

I am ashamed of my allotment.

I have not visited for weeks and it is full of weeds which don't seem to understand I don't want them there. Every time I go I dig them up then a week later they are back!

I think I should start trying to grow them, that is guaranteed to kill them.

I will be going back soon (Hayfever permitting) to put my tomato plants in but if anyone wants to join me thinking an allotment, or even half of one is too much, you are more than welcome to a few feet of mine. Just ask - I need the help as I am only using a very small part of it.